Welcome to the chaos.

18 acres of miniature livestock with massive reality-TV personalities — now the whole cast has its own gear, from tees and hoodies to mugs and stickers.

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🧢 Leather patch hat pre-orders are open through Sunday, July 26 — 53 colors to pick from

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Hoodie printed with a warning that Jonah the donkey may eat this hoodie. Shown in Heather Sport Dark Navy.

Jonah May Eat This Hoodie

$48

+20

Ceramic mug with cartoon Jonah the donkey braying, captioned about laughing at his own crimes.

Laughs at His Own Crimes Mug

$16

Light-colored t-shirt printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty. Shown in Ash.

All Snacks Report to Betty Tee

$32

+77

Canvas tote printed with cartoon Betty the pig and the words all snacks report to Betty.

All Snacks Report to Betty Tote

$26

Hoodie with a small left-chest badge and a back print of Cannoli the goat mid-leap in a floor-is-lava scene. Shown in Heather Sport Dark Navy. — Back.

Floor Is Lava Hoodie

$48

+20

Light-colored t-shirt printed with cartoon Jack the mini zebu and the words up in your business. Shown in Heather Aqua.

Up in Your Business Tee

$32

+77

Weatherproof kiss-cut sticker of cartoon Jack the mini zebu.

Jack Sticker

Light-colored t-shirt printed with cartoon Dippy Egg the rooster and the words the wall started it. Shown in Steel Blue.

The Wall Started It Tee

$32

+77

Richardson 112 Leather Patch Hat

$32

Leather Patch Koozie

$12

The cast

We do farming a little differently: mini animals, maximum personalities. Catch the daily episodes on Facebook and YouTube.

Jonah

Criminal mastermind. Mini donkey. Eats shirts.

Betty

The boss pig. All snacks report to her.

Cannoli

Chaotic velcro baby goat. Will climb you.

Jack

The bodyguard. Gentle. Zero personal space.

Dippy Egg

The glitching rooster. He crows at the wall. It started it.

A pile of KuneKune piglets napping in the straw

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The Farm Store

Free-range pasture-raised chicken & duck eggs, and pasture-raised pork — straight from the ranch.

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New gear drops, farm-store openings, and the occasional Jonah update. No spam — just news from the ranch.